Catherine Groves

Freelance Writer, Copywriter & Editor

Effective, imaginative marketing solutions · Exceptional writing credentials
Known as the "Pit Bull of Proofreading"

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Amusing Quotes

I hope you'll chuckle at — or pause to reflect upon — the quotes, tips, tidbits, facts (and, perhaps, sometimes factoids) I've enjoyed. This page will be updated as frequently as I come across yet another delightful notion or succinct distillation of a intriguing idea.

And, please, if you come upon a good one to share, just email it, as well as its source if known, to info@excellent-copywriter.com (tagging the subject field: "Fun fact for Catherine") so I can add it to this page.

Saint Paul's word on cookie-cutter marketing:

Even inanimate instruments, like the flute or the harp, may produce sound, but if there is no difference in the notes, how shall it be known what is piped or harped?
— 1 Corinthians 14:7

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
— Sir Winston Churchill
Punctuation Matters:

A woman, without her man, is nothing.
A woman: without her, man is nothing.
— Source Unknown

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma
and the rest of the day taking it out.
— Oscar Wilde

Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.
— Steven Wright

In the Beginning, God created Time
To keep Everything from happening all at Once.
— Source Unknown

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Lodi, New Jersey 07644

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